“Help me, Doctor!I can’t write micro-fiction.”
“I’ll check your head bumps.A-hah!Your Inflated Prose and Superfluous Description bumps are too high.”
“Can you lower them?”
“Sure.For $200.”
“Then I’ll be able to write for Blink Ink?
“Absolutely.”
Frank paid.
“This may hurt.Nurse, hand me that sledgehammer.”
Michael A. Kechula
Arf. Brilliantly fun!