Briefing reporters, Pentagon spokesmen today confirmed that the entire adult population of the strategic research center, Natanz, suffered “spontaneous human combustion” yesterday, February 23rd, at approximately 1:47 a.m., GMT, and reiterated that rumors describing the “human combustion” as “premeditated” or “deliberate” are spurious, irresponsible and downright un-American.
Tommy Mac
we can’t allow those “spurious, irresponsible and downright un-American” rumors any airtime, can we. nice touch of science fiction.