It was a supposedly foolproof cake; a blind, one-handed monkey with an inclination for cooking could make it.
I flushed the mud-like gooey blobs down the toilet and ran out to the bakery.
Thirty minutes until he comes home.
Five years together and he still believes I can cook.
Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge
This made me laugh so hard. I just love it.
Funny and so true for many.
fenomenalno
Very dry.
Fantastically funny. You do have a way with words.